Recently I have been called to task on my seemingly religious devotion to Google. I have been accused of straying from the path, and worshiping false gods. That the one true creator of the universe would not abide my apparent infidelity.
But I submit to those, my detractors, that I have not strayed! I remain ever faithful to my creator! I submit to them, and to you, that Google and the Flying Spaghetti Monster are one and the same!
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| FSM Google Doodle |
See? The FSM's meatballs are the two O's in the name 'Google'. And the eyes on stalks: they represent Google's ever-present, omniscient and unblinking gaze upon the Internet!
And if you require more proof than this, I offer you the one argument that will forever convince you.
1. Google is the Internet.
2. The Internet is a series of tubes.
3. What else is a series of tubes?
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| Noodly Appendages |
If that hasn't convinced you, then nothing will. I will
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