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Friday, November 18, 2005

Aluminium Helmets

An empirical study from MIT

Well it's about time someone tested the real effectiveness of this age-old defensive weapon against those who would "shoot voodoo at my noodle".

And it turns out that not only to these helmets not protect us from CIA mind-probes, but they actually amplify the signal!

Goddam those US Governement guys trying to pull my secrets out of my head through my helmet. I'm going to switch to plastic-wrap instead!

4 comments:

  1. Nah. I'll use my Raellian antennae to commune with the Elohim. They'll send their atomic missiles to destroy the OT8 sumbitches!

    Oh, another cool deathmatch I'd love to see: Elohim vs Anunaki!

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  2. I'm not scared of The Cruiser. His Noodliness is on my side. Arrr!

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  3. The other day when I was playing golf with Xenu, Buddha, Joseph Smith and Jesus, Xenu told me about his little spat with L. Ron.

    The way he tells it, he totally whipped L. Ron.

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  4. Please... Annu could totally kick LRH's lily ass.

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