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Monday, May 14, 2007

Blaze of Glory

This is the shopping centre where I buy my lunch most days... or used to.

I don't understand the thought processes here:

Step 1: "I think I'll rob a carpet shop today. Carpet shops are loaded with fat cash, so I'm gonna get me some of that."

Step 2: "Hmm, there doesn't seem to be any fat cash in this here carpet shop. I think I will just steal a purse and a cellphone, then I'll firebomb the place."

See what I mean? That just doesn't work.